Major Options / Build: Leather Seats, Sunroof/Moonroof, Executive Package, Navigation System, Adaptive Cruise Control, Alloy Wheels, Bluetooth, Backup Camera, Heated Seats, Comfort Package, Cold Weather Package

Additional Description: Before I tell you about this car... when I'm finished, you will agree that it is a ONE OF A KIND AUDI A8-L...SPECIALLY BUILT AND IT IS A ONE OF A KIND BUY... NOT A BUY ....but truly A me rant... I know people from Houston, Texas like things BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG.. they like BIIIIIIIG pickup trucks, BIIIIIIIIIIG Stadiums........... BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG Belt Buckles and they like to tell BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG tales... Well I'm from New York City.... not far from HOUSTON Street which is spelled HOUSTON STREET but's pronounced HOOOOOOOOOOWSTON... Like Howdy Pardner .. are you doin'.. But what's got me ticked off... really (and let me say that only because I'm a gentleman, I don't use more graphic words) is that the boys in HOUSTON...the Audi Regional Office, posted this A-8L on line with a $88,000 window sticker. They probably thought I fell off the turnip truck..but coming from New York City, more likely I fell off the Knish truck from Yonneh Schimmel., In any event I see this Terra Gray A-8L listed with 529 miles and I'm curious.... I start to dig deeper. I'm thinking, (and possibly something my friends at Houston Audi don't give me credit for)..I'm thinking that an Audi BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SHOT in Houston, aint drivin' an $88,000 A-8L... they'd run him out of the club down there. So I start to dig and it's blocked... can't find anything about the car...no specs... Seems as they say on HOOOOOOOOOWSTON Street.. UNKOSHER. So I call my friend Wolfgang in Germany and ask him to look the car up. Give me the skinny as they say on HOOOOOOOOOWSTON that the Audi BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SHOT got caught ordering a $118,995... you got 'dem doggies right a $118,995 A-8L for his company car. Well after he drove it for the weekend, the very nice auditor from Audi Corporate came around and the _ _ _ __ (fill in the blank) hit the fan. Bam... presto chango, this car goes up for bid with a window sticker of $. to make it disappear.. Well my mother didn't raise no dummies... I bid.. and I bid.. and I absolutely STOLE THIS CAR.. So to my friends in HUUUUUUUUUUSTON.... NICE TRY.... Your Cowboys may make our Giants look like.... cow manure, but when it comes to Audi... you're just chopped liver... from HOOOOOOOOOOWSTON Street. Oh.. you probably want to know about the $118,9995 A-L ..Terra Gray Metallic with Sarder Brown leather....Damn .. how 'bout dem Cowboys.... Bang and Olufsen Advanced $5900 sound system with the Uber-Cool pop-up brushed aluminum speakers.... FULL LEATHER PACKAGE...from FULL GERMAN COWS... not HUUUUUUSTON calves... Executive Package, $4100... massage seats, dual pane glass which is helpful when dem cowboys start shootin' up Dodge.... Top view camera, Audi Phone Box, with wireless charger... First Edition Package with stuff I don't even know about but it costs $3900... Rear seat comfort package ..perfect if you have a driver.. with awesome features like rear seat remotes and reading lamps. Should I go on? Rear seat connectivity.. which which ... is only a $3250 package..but I have no idea what it includes but I kinda sorta understand why the auditor wouldn't exactly be thrilled to find out that Mr. BiIIIIIIIIG kinda added stuff that no one knows anything about.. Continuing... Driver Assist package, adaptive cruise control, turn assist, Night Vision Assist, which helps if a cow crosses the road at night .... dynamic all wheel steering..... cold weather package, Alacantara headliner and my hand is getting and Gents... the window sticker is $118,995... it has all of 529 miles... it was a factory exec car... yes they tried to pull a fuhgezzi with the window sticker .. yes we stuck it to them and yes it's $41,000 off sticker. PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE don't offer $72,500... if $41,000 off sticker is n't enough....well ... as Lee Iacocca used to say, "If you can find a better deal, BUY IT." Actually the first two rough cuts of that commercial were a bit less refined,....but you get the general idea.Turbocharged,All Wheel Drive,Air Suspension,Active Suspension,Power Steering,Air Suspension,Air Suspension,ABS,4-Wheel Disc Brakes,Brake Assist,Aluminum Wheels,Tires - Front Performance,Tires - Rear Performance,Temporary Spare Tire,Sun/Moonroof,Generic Sun/Moonroof,Dual Moonroof,Generic Sun/Moonroof,Dual Moonroof,Heated Mirrors,Power Mirror(s),Integrated Turn Signal Mirrors,Power Folding Mirrors,Rear Defrost,Intermittent Wipers,Variable Speed Intermittent Wipers,Rain Sensing Wipers,Daytime Running Lights,Automatic Headlights,Headlights-Auto-Leveling,Fog Lamps,AM/FM Stereo,Navigation System,Premium Sound System,Satellite Radio,MP3 Player,Bluetooth Connection,Auxiliary Audio Input,HD Radio,WiFi Hotspot,Smart Device Integration,Requires Subscription,MP3 Player,Steering Wheel Audio Controls,Hard Disk Drive Media Storage,Premium Sound System,Power Driver Seat,Power Passenger Seat,Bucket Seats,Heated Front Seat(s),Driver Adjustable Lumbar,Passenger Adjustable Lumbar,Seat Memory,Pass-Through Rear Seat,Rear Bench Seat,Adjustable Steering Wheel,Trip Computer,Power Windows,Leather Steering Wheel,Keyless Entry,Power Door Locks,Keyless Start,Keyless Entry,Power Door Locks,Hands-Free Liftgate,Universal Garage Door Opener,Cruise Control,Climate Control,Multi-Zone A/C,A/C,A/C,Rear A/C,Woodgrain Interior Trim,Leather Seats,Auto-Dimming Rearview Mirror,Driver Vanity Mirror,Passenger Vanity Mirror,Driver Illuminated Vanity Mirror,Passenger Illuminated Visor Mirror,Floor Mats,Mirror Memory,Keyless Start,Power Windows,Power Door Locks,Trip Computer,Mirror Memory,Pass-Through Rear Seat,Security System,Engine Immobilizer,Traction Control,Stability Control,Traction Control,Front Side Air Bag,Telematics,Requires Subscription,Rear Parking Aid,Tire Pressure Monitor,Driver Air Bag,Passenger Air Bag,Front Head Air Bag,Rear Head Air Bag,Passenger Air Bag Sensor,Front Side Air Bag,Rear Side Air Bag,Knee Air Bag,Child Safety Locks,Back-Up Camera